WRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO FIND THEMSELVES DRYING OUT THE SKINS OF ANIMALS YOU HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED YOURSELF WEARING NOTHING BUT A COCK RING AND A SMILE.ALSO, WE LIKE TO CONSIDER OURSELVES HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND EXTREMELY MOTIVATED IF THE NEED ARISES.WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE BUT OF REASON.SOCIALISM COUNTS AND SO DOES WHISKEY.MAKE NO MISTAKE WE ARE DEADLY AND LOVELY.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Dirty South Is In My Zune


I lived in Miami-Dade for some years and I never forgot the things I learned living in the dirty south, in fact I miss the south because of the whole "I Don't Give a Fuck Attitude Because It's Too Damn Hot,Bitch"feeling which is prevalent in all parts of the ghetto. From the tough gangster clubs like the "PAC-JAM", to the teen friendly clubs like "Nepenthe" or "A Taste of Honey" For Christ sakes teen-friendly clubs in Florida..It's like they were training future date-rapists in the SUNSHINE STATE..South Florida is mad weird...Call it nostalgia, call it early Alzheimer's, call it whiskey, call it what you will but the 2-Live crew oozed this attitude..And most importantly CAPITALIZED on this motherfucker. The only reason they got harassed is because rich white kids were booming this shit out of their graduation gifts. I went back and found some of their 12 inch LP shits which were much more raw and electrifying. Memory lane is slick with the antics caused by finally being able to scream out loud what all 14 year olds in Miami were thinking in the 80's,"Hey,We want some Pussy!!" so be it. The mid eighties were so conducive to the partying lifestyle they rapped about it almost seemed made up. But believe me, you drop a 2 live track back in the day, man people were copulating like a mutherfucker..Pass me the sun tan lotion. And this post was supposed to be labeled "Hybrid Cars And The Elderly"

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