Somehow he thought this was a good idea.Like peanut butter in your ass crack?Or wearing a 12 pack box on your head cut out to look like a helmet from the days of yore.CAMELOT I SAY!!! Lets face it, when the moon is full and all the stars align correctly you may find yourself extremely thirsty and maybe your stodgy personality feels a tad flippant. Or you simply may have downed a bottle of liquor.We have all had a brush with that euphoric feeling I refer to as "Bacchanalia Gone Wild"...The moon was full this weekend and a great number of people whom are usually reserved did point out that this weekend was extremely weird or unusual for them.I had to suppress a chuckle when the horror stories were laid out in every gory detail.You have be nice,smile and blame it on the rain like Milli Vanilli said.Scholars have contemplated the moon and its effects on the human psyche for thousands of years.Me myself and I,really don't care about the effects of man-in-moon marigolds,unless of course its a shot I haven't tried. Good times,Good times..
this taken from the Car Wash files:4 more Anglos hired on of which zero are worth a fucking shit.More to report but the preliminary analysis is 2 need GED's I overheard and the other 2 are rejects from an Eminem concert circa 1999...Ice ice baby too cold.Damn I need a new job.Thank you public defender which if I remember your name it will be mentioned forthright.
homework
"OYE,HEAVY DOOTY!"
I won't go into detail because I feel I would be influencing you in someway or another but the Japanese have such a way of making something truly theirs that it makes American bands pale in comparison.Formed in the 60's by Yuya Uchida they blasted on the scene by doing American rock covers but then carved out their own style in due time.This album was released in 1971 and by far has floored me every time I listen to it (really fucking loud)..I thank Takashi Miike again for letting me peek into his mind,once again.This album was featured heavily in this next gem.
Don't even think of renting this movie,just fucking buy it you anus!
When a Yakuza boss is murdered(it took 999 bullets and a pocket knife) Kunisada and his Yakuza brother go on a two-man rampage to hunt down the people responsible.And someone gets a crowbar shoved into their eye-hole.
LOCK AND LOLL!
and speaking of...
Hailed as "The Loudest Band in The World" by me and a couple other guys you wouldn't know Guitar Wolf will quite simply punch you in the balls,steal your money,buy beer,come back and down a whole can in front of you while you writhe in pain on the dirty, pissed on ,blood soaked sidewalk. Take that fucking music critic writer elitist assholes.Their first American record pressing was so distorted that the record company called Seiji (Guitar Wolf)up and when they told him what had happened he simply said "Great"..His leather jacket is kept in a glass case to harness the Powers Of Rock.no shit.I have stood next to this 4 foot tall man and a sort of mania invaded my body which caused me to launch myself many feet into the air upon some unknowing persons who were whipped up into such a frenzy that I couldn't tell what was up or down.Truth is ALWAYS stranger than fiction.
now you may wander about and fuck off...
this taken from the Car Wash files:4 more Anglos hired on of which zero are worth a fucking shit.More to report but the preliminary analysis is 2 need GED's I overheard and the other 2 are rejects from an Eminem concert circa 1999...Ice ice baby too cold.Damn I need a new job.Thank you public defender which if I remember your name it will be mentioned forthright.
homework
"OYE,HEAVY DOOTY!"
I won't go into detail because I feel I would be influencing you in someway or another but the Japanese have such a way of making something truly theirs that it makes American bands pale in comparison.Formed in the 60's by Yuya Uchida they blasted on the scene by doing American rock covers but then carved out their own style in due time.This album was released in 1971 and by far has floored me every time I listen to it (really fucking loud)..I thank Takashi Miike again for letting me peek into his mind,once again.This album was featured heavily in this next gem.
Don't even think of renting this movie,just fucking buy it you anus!When a Yakuza boss is murdered(it took 999 bullets and a pocket knife) Kunisada and his Yakuza brother go on a two-man rampage to hunt down the people responsible.And someone gets a crowbar shoved into their eye-hole.
LOCK AND LOLL!
and speaking of...
Hailed as "The Loudest Band in The World" by me and a couple other guys you wouldn't know Guitar Wolf will quite simply punch you in the balls,steal your money,buy beer,come back and down a whole can in front of you while you writhe in pain on the dirty, pissed on ,blood soaked sidewalk. Take that fucking music critic writer elitist assholes.Their first American record pressing was so distorted that the record company called Seiji (Guitar Wolf)up and when they told him what had happened he simply said "Great"..His leather jacket is kept in a glass case to harness the Powers Of Rock.no shit.I have stood next to this 4 foot tall man and a sort of mania invaded my body which caused me to launch myself many feet into the air upon some unknowing persons who were whipped up into such a frenzy that I couldn't tell what was up or down.Truth is ALWAYS stranger than fiction.now you may wander about and fuck off...
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