WRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO FIND THEMSELVES DRYING OUT THE SKINS OF ANIMALS YOU HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED YOURSELF WEARING NOTHING BUT A COCK RING AND A SMILE.ALSO, WE LIKE TO CONSIDER OURSELVES HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND EXTREMELY MOTIVATED IF THE NEED ARISES.WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE BUT OF REASON.SOCIALISM COUNTS AND SO DOES WHISKEY.MAKE NO MISTAKE WE ARE DEADLY AND LOVELY.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The End Is Very Fucking Nigh


Absence of sunspots make scientists wonder if they're seeing a calm before a storm of energy


By Stuart Clark
New Scientist
Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Sunspots come and go, but recently they have mostly gone. For centuries, astronomers have recorded when these dark blemishes on the solar surface emerge, only to fade away after a few days, weeks or months. Thanks to their efforts, we know that sunspot numbers ebb and flow in cycles lasting about 11 years.

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But for the past two years, the sunspots have mostly been missing. Their absence, the most prolonged in nearly 100 years, has taken even seasoned sun watchers by surprise. "This is solar behavior we haven't seen in living memory," says David Hathaway, a physicist at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Ala.

The sun is under scrutiny as never before, thanks to an armada of space telescopes. The results they beam back are portraying our nearest star, and its influence on Earth, in a new light. Sunspots and other clues indicate that the sun's magnetic activity is diminishing and that the sun may even be shrinking. Together, the results hint that something profound is happening inside the sun. The big question is: What?

(Images of the sunspots from NASA)

Groups of sunspots forewarn of gigantic solar storms that can unleash a billion times more energy than an atomic bomb. Fears that these giant eruptions could create havoc on Earth and disputes over the sun's role in climate change are adding urgency to these studies. When NASA and the European Space Agency launched the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory almost 15 years ago, "understanding the solar cycle was not one of its scientific objectives," says Bernhard Fleck, the mission's project scientist. "Now it is one of the key questions."

(Photos from the recent solar eclipse in Africa)

Sunspots are windows into the sun's magnetic soul. They form where giant loops of magnetism, generated deep inside the sun, well up and burst through the surface, leading to a localized drop in temperature that we see as a dark patch. Any changes in sunspot numbers reflect changes inside the sun. "During this transition, the sun is giving us a real glimpse into its interior," says Hathaway.

When sunspot numbers drop at the end of each 11-year cycle, solar storms die down and all becomes much calmer. This "solar minimum" doesn't last long. Within a year, the spots and storms begin to build toward a new crescendo, the next solar maximum.


What's special about this latest dip is that the sun is having trouble starting the next solar cycle. The sun began to calm down in late 2007, so no one expected many sunspots in 2008. But computer models predicted that when the spots did return, they would do so in force. Hathaway was reported as thinking the next solar cycle would be a doozy: more sunspots, more solar storms and more energy blasted into space. Others predicted that it would be the most active solar cycle on record.

The trouble was, no one told the sun.

The first sign that the prediction was wrong came when 2008 turned out to be even calmer than expected. That year, the sun was spot-free 73 percent of the time, an extreme dip even for a solar minimum. Only the minimum of 1913 was more pronounced, with 85 percent of that year clear.


Sunday, June 13, 2010

Italy vs. Paraguay Streaming


I need information on how to watch the ABC network televised games because my town doesn't have it. Much help needed please leave comments and suggestions....thank you.
Would like to have this problem resolved before the sweet 16... I have tried all the sites on the google.com top 150 sites and they are all paying sites, this will not stand. We must unite against these corporate assholes who don't even love the game...

Germany vs. Australia streaming


Yes, I can cheat too and have you check out my site and try to rope you into doing some stupid fucking quiz or test and then I will redirect you to the game. BULLSHIT. In case you just checked in I spent 35 minutes looking for some posting of the World Cup game Germany vs. Australia,USA vs. England and all I found were these pay sites that were extremely promising but alas were exactly the same shit I mentioned earlier. The problem is I live in a shitty town in the mountains that doesn't offer the ABC network. Weird,right? We can waste millions of dollars on spaceflight and retarded shuttle launchings that have not improved the impoverished residents of earth who starve on a daily basis ,but we can't get ABC in this shitty town. So I thought I could count on the millions upon millions of people who live on this earth and use up terraflops of bandwidth uploading pictures of them drunk and showing their prepubescent breasts on myspace and still another stupid cat video with the beast flushing the toilet to help in my quest to watch THE CUP. But No Way man!! Not a one person in the whole wide world was streaming this. The world is finite my friend and all this SHARING online community bullshit is an illusion. Money, honey that's it.

enjoy the World Cup ...

Monday, June 7, 2010

Grim Reaper 3, Mankind 0


I am addicted to weather watching and I know it's a hobby for olden people but the implications are too numerous to mention. A quick shout out to the Hollywood "Dead Pool" they are having a busy,busy week. Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper and Rue McClanahan dead all in the span of a week. Pretty morbid but that's what old people do, they die don't they? As the last shovel full of dirt hits the casket or your hear the final tweaking of the knobs on the control panel of the incinerator oven it's all the same to me. Do what you can with the time allotted and make sure you return your books on time to the library. That's it. Don't worry about what I'm doing, go find your own shit to do...

the "I see dead people" sessions....

Don't ask but it was either this in the morning or nothing. It had rained the night before so after shaking all the cobwebs loose and disposing of the eye mocos I walked outside and looked around like I usually do all ADD-like to survey the storms damage. Florida during hurricane season is a bitch because any little thunderstorm will wreak havoc on your ass...Not too much crap to pick up so I decided that since the sun was already poking through I would go to the local Goodwill to look for records. At that time the only place that sold vinyl was Uncle Sams and Goodwill. I lived closer to Goodwill so usually that was decided early on to only go to the expensive record store only when visiting the Fat Ninja. I struck gold that day because I found this album back to back with a peter Tosh album in the crate. The name scrawled on the cover gave me the impression that his mom found out what he was doing (smoking weed) and made him throw all the reggae out of the house even though when the kid hit college he would enter a drum circle for 5 years and flunk out anyway. It always amazes me what people toss. Shit,man. In short this album is the quintessential piece in any persons collection because of the perfect blend of storytelling and musical harmony. Nothing outweighs the other. The birth of Dub I say...Who's with me?





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