WRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO FIND THEMSELVES DRYING OUT THE SKINS OF ANIMALS YOU HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED YOURSELF WEARING NOTHING BUT A COCK RING AND A SMILE.ALSO, WE LIKE TO CONSIDER OURSELVES HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND EXTREMELY MOTIVATED IF THE NEED ARISES.WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE BUT OF REASON.SOCIALISM COUNTS AND SO DOES WHISKEY.MAKE NO MISTAKE WE ARE DEADLY AND LOVELY.

Friday, July 30, 2010

To Be Read After I Am Found Dead.....

Who said that an honest opinion could not be deliberated without a glass of whiskey???
Why me of course....

Thousands of people have crossed my path and I haven't even blinked twice thinking of their feelings until recently having a torrid encounter with a newly full fledged hormonal breakdown of a tween daughter...
I'm an obtuse blunt instrument on a good day but not realising the end of the month for my future caregiver is unforgivable and my latest blunder....which I am not proud of....What a dick.


It's on the calender..

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Thanks Alot You Racist Bastards I Hope You Die...

3 NJ teens charged with videotaped immigrant death

SUMMIT, N.J. – Dusk fell around Salvadoran immigrant Abelino Mazaniego as he sat on a bench on a promenade in an upscale New York suburb after finishing his restaurant shift. As night encroached, so did a group of teenagers, including one with a cell phone videocamera at the ready.

Then, authorities say, they beat him unconscious, with the camera rolling.

Days later, the 47-year-old father of four was dead — but not before the video had been circulated among teenagers in Summit, N.J., authorities say. And not before a nurse in the emergency room where he was taken the night of July 17 was accused of pilfering several hundred dollars from his wallet.

The attacks on Mazaniego's body and dignity resulted in days of escalating court actions that culminated Tuesday in murder charges against three young men, ages 17, 18 and 19. A fourth teenager believed to have videotaped the attack hasn't been charged, but authorities weren't divulging details on the teen's involvement or potential culpability.

In Summit on Tuesday evening, a young girl sobbed, trembled, and clutched the waist of an older woman as they stood in a group of five people in front of a shrine of sunflowers, votive prayer candles, handwritten notes and a photo of Mazaniego that had been placed on the bench where he was attacked. Speaking quietly in Spanish, a woman with red-rimmed eyes said she was Mazaniego's wife of 29 years, and the rest were family members. She declined to give her name, saying she was too upset and scared to speak about the attack.

Mazaniego was "a hardworking, punctual, friendly employee," said Colin Crasto, manager and chef at Dabbawalla Indian restaurant, across the street from where the attack took place, and where the victim had worked for three years as a cook's assistant. A photo of Mazaniego was taped to the front window, with a message saying he had been the sole supporter of his family and asking patrons to donate money to help his family.

Along Summit's main thoroughfare, a place of upscale clothing and jewelry stores, real-estate brokerages advertising million-dollar homes, and luxury SUVS parked along the street, merchants and residents said the attack was an anomaly for the town, a vibrant mix of nationalities that considers itself welcoming of immigrants.

"I know bad things happen all the time, everywhere, but it's unusual here," said Neil Rodriguez, the manager of The Wine List, who knew Mazaniego, as he worked a few doors down. Recalling Mazaniego as a "genial, really nice gentlemen," Rodriguez said that, as a Hispanic, he was bothered that the incident was being portrayed by some as racially motivated.

"It's a random act of violence, there's not a lot of racial strife in this town," he said. "I'd like to see the parents that produced such monsters," he added, referring to the alleged attackers.

Khayri Williams-Clark, 18, and an unidentified 17-year-old, both of Summit, were arrested Wednesday on manslaughter charges. Williams-Clark pleaded not guilty to the charge Friday.

Now they're charged with murder, along with Nigel Dumas, 19, of Morristown. A spokesman for the public defender's office, which is representing Williams-Clark and the 17-year-old, declined to comment Tuesday and said the office hadn't yet received an application to represent Dumas.

The 17-year-old is being held in the Union County juvenile detention center, while Williams-Clark is being held at the Union County jail on $100,000 bail, prosecutors said. Bail for Dumas, at the same jail, has been set at $250,000. Authorities wouldn't say how many teens were in the group or whether there would be more charges. They also weren't discussing theories on the motive for the beating — whether it was Mazaniego's background, a thrill killing or some other reason.

But it apparently wasn't an attempt to get the $640 in cash that Mazaniego was carrying.

Police found the victim after the beating and took him to the hospital, where, officials say, nurse Stephan Randolph, 39, of Flemington, took the money out of the unconscious victim's wallet.

Family members noticed the missing money and told authorities, who charged Randolph with third-degree theft Monday, six days after Mazaniego died.

Randolph could not be reached for comment by The Associated Press this week; a phone listed in his name rang unanswered.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Sometimes You Just Can't Say Shit...


As far as you know, it's legal somewhere....The pound Sterling mark gives you an incredible account on where the picture generated from. I think this might be an insight of the incredible accounts told of the trip a mutual friend had to the "Wizarding World of Harry Potter"this past summer...Now mind you this is a young man of outstanding moral fibre in the small community of the world renowned town of Winchester,Va. Any tales told would resound heavily in the tomes of Winchester lore....I myself prefer listening to these tales with a half of a bottle of whiskey but nonetheless I was enthralled....He began weaving his tale wearing nothing but a pair of hip hugging shorts over a saggy pair of Abercrombie & Fitch wife beating underwears which pulled on his non-existing hips of white guy...OK it was totally weird this night but I showed up obviously because I wanted pizza to cook in our oven...and the beer needed refrigeration immediately...
As I guessed months before when the Half Blood Prince featured a glimpse into the inner machinations of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.....I knew,It was going to be a total Freak show of Epic Proportions.!!!!... I had lived in a small town where people would dress up for less ...but this...this, would be utter fucking hell on EARTH as we knew it... I foresaw this months ago when this certain individual poked and prodded the "fans" of the series without himself understanding the dire and self extenutating circumstances involving this book series. But me myself,I knew there had to be some sort of a chinese hell lurking slightly behind the grim veil of fandom and it would be revealed to him thru some sort of whiskey induced kismet culminating in his penis shooting out of his beloved volkswagon into the theme park...whiskey is a hell of a drug. In the end the stories lived up to the hype with everything culminating in "if that fucker wasn't that fat and wearing a cloak in 100 degree weather I guess it would have been fine"
Myself I figured he hadn't thought of cutting down his waiting time at each part of the park by invoking the the "cruciatus curse" on all the dorks available... what a dork!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Ecuadorian Drug Hustle



WASHINGTON – The Drug Enforcement Administration says it has helped seized a submarine capable of transporting tons of cocaine.

DEA officials say the diesel electric-powered submarine was constructed in a remote jungle and captured near a tributary close to the Ecuador-Colombia border. Ecuadorian authorities seized the sub before it could make its maiden voyage.

The sophisticated camouflaged vessel has a conning tower, periscope and air-conditioning system. It measured about nine-feet-high from the deck plates to the ceiling and stretched nearly a 100 feet long. The DEA says it was built for trans-oceanic drug trafficking.

One person has been taken into custody. DEA Andean Regional Director Jay Bergman says the sub's nautical and payload capacity is a serious development.