Most posts are straight from the heart and have nothing to do with the actual world in your rear view mirror. Other posts are the results of tempers flared or the day to day toil involving the incongruities of life on this earth.Today is a little different because I really haven't had the chance to share the beauties of this world such as the simple pleasures of farting.I remember the days when it was so taboo letting a cheek squeak.Or even conversing about defecating.One fond memory was when an ex-girlfriend and I drove 25 minutes to visit a shopping mall(god no not for me) and I picked a fight with her so she would drive me back home so I could drop the kids off at the superbowl.Yeah,I don't believe in that anymore and I doubt if I were (godforbid)single again I would not hold back on releasing what I created for this world from my sphincter boombox.So long live farting.Now go watch this...
Worth every dollar I spent,(it cost 1 dollar)spectacular karate fighting,knife wielding,dialogue,costumes, you name it.The plot is as thin as processed blond hair.The characters are as one sided as a flounder.But being such an avid fan of movies that make most peoples eyes roll into their skulls quicker than diarrhea sliding down a icy hill(which I have seen my neighbors dog do; no pun intended)I watched the whole thing riveted.I'm convinced every action movie must have subsequently copied this gem.The soundtrack is unattainable believe me I have tried.
This was also from the dollar pile which you would think in this struggling economy I would be a bigger penny pincher but the price was right AND I bet any so called rich artist asshole in New York City would think he was cool as shit knowing about this movie.I,am poor and do not live in NYC but I have mad cool point just because I appreciate the genre. And besides everyone wants to kick Bruce Lee's ass I just like to weigh in on the competition.Shot entirely in Thailand but dubbed in Chinese originally this movie sports some kick ass simulated Muay Thai...I think Ong Bak stole from this movie a little. The Death of Bruce Lee was so good I fell asleep 15 minutes into it so don't get mad if I can't give you the goods but i'm sure it rules.
I can't really break the good news about how kick ass this set of movies are to the white peoples but tough shit learn some Spanish because if you live in this country you should be bi-lingual.When you pick up the phone and dial 411 it offers you two languages:English and Spanish, not fucking Chinese or Swahili or Afrikaner.So since I have established Our majority I can honestly say if what I wrote severely offends you I would like to invite you to come and spend a couple of days where I live.If that does not convince you well don't forget to take a swig from the bucket next to my front door labeled "CHINGA TU MADRE"
My review for both of these movies wrestlers solving crimes with hot chicks as their assistants and kicking bad guys asses(in Espanol).
Now go listen....
"OYE,HEAVY DOOTY!"
the chinga tu madre sessions
Hell will come for if you listen too much to this band.No just kidding but it puts the CHU in chucha.Rumour has it that Mike Patton was such a fan he offered up his lead guitarist from Faith No More..which he then appeared in Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure. Fucking Weird.
Hits include Jello Biafra's cameo on "Pito Wilson",neck mutilations from thrashing too hard on "La Migra" and my favorite "La Ley Del Plomo" the law of lead...yeah,very choice.Imaginary taglines for this album should be "IT WILL MAKE YOUR SHIT COME OUT!!!!"
All bow your heads showing respect to one of the Cult of Chucha Tu Madre's many fathers..Mr.Lux Interior and his demise from this cinder we call home.How can you go wrong listening to a song called "Let's Gets Fucked Up"???Cuts to the chase,shaves down the hairy legs of a puritanistic town,milks the ceremonial cow..(damn you True Blood)Another choice cut is "Naked Girl Falling Down the Stairs" need I say anything...
now go fuck off and live.....
Worth every dollar I spent,(it cost 1 dollar)spectacular karate fighting,knife wielding,dialogue,costumes, you name it.The plot is as thin as processed blond hair.The characters are as one sided as a flounder.But being such an avid fan of movies that make most peoples eyes roll into their skulls quicker than diarrhea sliding down a icy hill(which I have seen my neighbors dog do; no pun intended)I watched the whole thing riveted.I'm convinced every action movie must have subsequently copied this gem.The soundtrack is unattainable believe me I have tried.
This was also from the dollar pile which you would think in this struggling economy I would be a bigger penny pincher but the price was right AND I bet any so called rich artist asshole in New York City would think he was cool as shit knowing about this movie.I,am poor and do not live in NYC but I have mad cool point just because I appreciate the genre. And besides everyone wants to kick Bruce Lee's ass I just like to weigh in on the competition.Shot entirely in Thailand but dubbed in Chinese originally this movie sports some kick ass simulated Muay Thai...I think Ong Bak stole from this movie a little. The Death of Bruce Lee was so good I fell asleep 15 minutes into it so don't get mad if I can't give you the goods but i'm sure it rules.
I can't really break the good news about how kick ass this set of movies are to the white peoples but tough shit learn some Spanish because if you live in this country you should be bi-lingual.When you pick up the phone and dial 411 it offers you two languages:English and Spanish, not fucking Chinese or Swahili or Afrikaner.So since I have established Our majority I can honestly say if what I wrote severely offends you I would like to invite you to come and spend a couple of days where I live.If that does not convince you well don't forget to take a swig from the bucket next to my front door labeled "CHINGA TU MADRE"My review for both of these movies wrestlers solving crimes with hot chicks as their assistants and kicking bad guys asses(in Espanol).
Now go listen....
"OYE,HEAVY DOOTY!"
the chinga tu madre sessions
Hell will come for if you listen too much to this band.No just kidding but it puts the CHU in chucha.Rumour has it that Mike Patton was such a fan he offered up his lead guitarist from Faith No More..which he then appeared in Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure. Fucking Weird.Hits include Jello Biafra's cameo on "Pito Wilson",neck mutilations from thrashing too hard on "La Migra" and my favorite "La Ley Del Plomo" the law of lead...yeah,very choice.Imaginary taglines for this album should be "IT WILL MAKE YOUR SHIT COME OUT!!!!"
All bow your heads showing respect to one of the Cult of Chucha Tu Madre's many fathers..Mr.Lux Interior and his demise from this cinder we call home.How can you go wrong listening to a song called "Let's Gets Fucked Up"???Cuts to the chase,shaves down the hairy legs of a puritanistic town,milks the ceremonial cow..(damn you True Blood)Another choice cut is "Naked Girl Falling Down the Stairs" need I say anything...now go fuck off and live.....
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