WRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO FIND THEMSELVES DRYING OUT THE SKINS OF ANIMALS YOU HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED YOURSELF WEARING NOTHING BUT A COCK RING AND A SMILE.ALSO, WE LIKE TO CONSIDER OURSELVES HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND EXTREMELY MOTIVATED IF THE NEED ARISES.WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE BUT OF REASON.SOCIALISM COUNTS AND SO DOES WHISKEY.MAKE NO MISTAKE WE ARE DEADLY AND LOVELY.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Whatchootalking Bout, Willis?


Send in the clowns, the laughter that was short officially died today. A little over 4 decades of a somber life cut short in his rise to fame from the ashes of his former television career; we say good bye to the body of Gary Coleman (1968-2010). Another one of the stars I watched as a child myself has bitten the dust. It brings a little bit of the smell of death closer to my nostrils. I sniff it then rub two fingers down the inside of my leg where my inner thigh meets my taint, yeah, it smells the same. Death surrounds us and pokes fun at us because of how scared we really are. Our own little lives are so futile. We could only wish to utter a catchphrase which will catapult us into pop culture. Instead we curse silently into the crook of our elbow and disguise it as a sneeze. Farewell Gary.

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