Did you know that if you trace the periodic table of elements down 3 and over one you would end up on the the deadliest killer of carbon based life forms on this earth? Who would have thought? I purposely strayed away from writing about Snowpocalyse 2010, which the local dubious media dubbed the infrequent snowfall for this time of year. I have lovingly and meticulously scoured the "chez Nets" or "google machine" to render a true account of being "snow raped" in an area which has zero resources available to deal with the so called "10 year storm".The local yokels agree that this is the outcome of 7-8 years of a mild winter. I was born in Manhattan,New York so my opinion falls silent upon a wave of redneck dribble and vague references to the Farmers Almanac. Yeah you go check that fat and see if its floating in that there Bell jar...
Lots and lots of movies have been watched this weekend spewing and overtaking the non existent work week .The workout aspect of my daily routine has gone to straight shit seeing that I have been snowed in with various characters which demand sobriety be damned. Too many things to do and not enough sunlight to spare. School cancellations, 24 hour snow plow shifts, 7 foot piles on each corner have all made traveling back and forth to the supermarket a fun time. I think I tossed 7 empty cases away the other day and there is still a full magazine in the 'fridge. Between entertaining and re-writing my opus "The Blizzard of 2010" on my answering machine, daytime hours are fruitless on the creative front. My attention was drawn momentarily to the outlandish claims that Megan Fox's digits have been altered. Seriously, that made a trending topic? Does anyone really care about her acting or her grotesque thumb?Has anyone ever looked at her and thought to check the rest of her body for imperfections?
When I lived in Savannah I remember someone telling me a story while I was sitting in this shithole bar down on the river about a guy who walks around town with a vial of poison in his pocket strong enough to kill the entire population if he decided to accidentally drop it into the water supply. I think if collectively we all had someone in town like that we would focus on other things besides double jointed people and record snowfalls.
On a seperate note a fond farewell to Doug Fieger, leader of the power pop band The Knack who died Sunday. He was 57.
ZUNE OUTPUT
Thanks to Spider Bolivar for hooking us up with this gem.
This is a bad bitch,son! Watch out!
I heard a single from this album and I don't own it yet but it KICKS BALLSACKS!!
Shut up, you know you listen to this when no one is around.
Truly a wonderful album which sends me back to more innocent time, circa 3rd grade.
Sonic equivalent to the ice and snow outside my door. Distortion like a mofo, RULES!
Ditto....
Mike Avory-Drummer-UK Band The Kinks-Born 1944John Helliwell-Sax slash Keyboardist-US Band Supertramp-Born 1945
Ali Cambell-Vocalist slash Guitarist-UK Band UB40-Born 1959
Mikey Craig-Bassist-UK Band Culture Club-Born 1960-do you really want to hurt him?
Ronnie Vannucci-Drummer-US Band The Killers-Born 1976
Brandon Boyd-Vocalist-US Band Incubus-Born 1976
now go eat yellow snow.
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