WRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO FIND THEMSELVES DRYING OUT THE SKINS OF ANIMALS YOU HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED YOURSELF WEARING NOTHING BUT A COCK RING AND A SMILE.ALSO, WE LIKE TO CONSIDER OURSELVES HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND EXTREMELY MOTIVATED IF THE NEED ARISES.WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE BUT OF REASON.SOCIALISM COUNTS AND SO DOES WHISKEY.MAKE NO MISTAKE WE ARE DEADLY AND LOVELY.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

What Chew Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?

Gary Coleman, age 42 arrested and booked after a domestic dispute turned UGLY. Apparently, his 25 year old girlfriend called the cops after an argument turned sour. Honestly I can't write anything funny or snide about this because it is just straight up sad. As a child I watched Gary Coleman's career soar to new heights and even then after the show ended, I also watched as his life became an ever-evolving train wreck. What we are witnessing is the revenge of the curse of the creatures ghost but WORSE!! Well the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,what might be right for you may not be right for some. I honestly think that it takes different strokes to move the world yes it does.

Only one album comes to mind for today:

Enjoy it Gary, if we only knew you better. Remember in jail you either fight somebody the first day, beat the living shit out of them and eat their ear OR you find a boyfriend. Good Luck and Godspeed.

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