WRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO FIND THEMSELVES DRYING OUT THE SKINS OF ANIMALS YOU HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED YOURSELF WEARING NOTHING BUT A COCK RING AND A SMILE.ALSO, WE LIKE TO CONSIDER OURSELVES HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND EXTREMELY MOTIVATED IF THE NEED ARISES.WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE BUT OF REASON.SOCIALISM COUNTS AND SO DOES WHISKEY.MAKE NO MISTAKE WE ARE DEADLY AND LOVELY.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

More Reasons To Love Baltimore

M.I.A. has dropped another proverbial bomb on the world. Nuking the competition once again,her directorial debut is so freaking hot she could melt liquid magma.(that was my Dr.Evil tribute).. Rye Rye's video was shot in Baltimore and brought to the limelight the dancing talents of certain Baltimore Yuutes. Baltimore, for the uninitiated is the highlight of living in this mentally shut down town I dwell in.Nothing but pride. Never, ever try to front with someone from B-more, they will shut you down real quick.Their chests swell with pride as they offer you a Natty-Bo when they first meet you."Yeah I'm from Baltimore,Fuck you." A handshake or a headbutt the choice is yours,dont' be a dickhead..

ahh, good memories.

Quirky idol worshipping aside, M.I.A. awoke such a painful truth with just one line from her album KALA;" If you think life is tough here,try living in Africa." This hit home.... I am a direct descendant from the peoples republic of Ecuador. I lived there for many years on and off traveling back and forth from my homeland to the United States as often as I could but I never could shed the feeling of dread when I returned to the states. Not because of any crimes committed but because of the utter silliness of the American peoples. In Ecuador kids were killing kids for a pair of imitation Reeboks or a pair of knockoff (from Colombia)pair of Levi's jeans. The level of importance for the basic instinct of survival was surpassed by the need to look good and have on some nice shit. And the poor peoples of my country were obsessing for it. Enough crying. I am currently going to force feed some good shit to you so open up kiddies and inhale deeply, there are nutrients in the air.





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