Sometimes You Just Can't Say Shit...

As far as you know, it's legal somewhere....The pound Sterling mark gives you an incredible account on where the picture generated from. I think this might be an insight of the incredible accounts told of the trip a mutual friend had to the "Wizarding World of Harry Potter"this past summer...Now mind you this is a young man of outstanding moral fibre in the small community of the world renowned town of Winchester,Va. Any tales told would resound heavily in the tomes of Winchester lore....I myself prefer listening to these tales with a half of a bottle of whiskey but nonetheless I was enthralled....He began weaving his tale wearing nothing but a pair of hip hugging shorts over a saggy pair of Abercrombie & Fitch wife beating underwears which pulled on his non-existing hips of white guy...OK it was totally weird this night but I showed up obviously because I wanted pizza to cook in our oven...and the beer needed refrigeration immediately...
As I guessed months before when the Half Blood Prince featured a glimpse into the inner machinations of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.....I knew,It was going to be a total Freak show of Epic Proportions.!!!!... I had lived in a small town where people would dress up for less ...but this...this, would be utter fucking hell on EARTH as we knew it... I foresaw this months ago when this certain individual poked and prodded the "fans" of the series without himself understanding the dire and self extenutating circumstances involving this book series. But me myself,I knew there had to be some sort of a chinese hell lurking slightly behind the grim veil of fandom and it would be revealed to him thru some sort of whiskey induced kismet culminating in his penis shooting out of his beloved volkswagon into the theme park...whiskey is a hell of a drug. In the end the stories lived up to the hype with everything culminating in "if that fucker wasn't that fat and wearing a cloak in 100 degree weather I guess it would have been fine"
Myself I figured he hadn't thought of cutting down his waiting time at each part of the park by invoking the the "cruciatus curse" on all the dorks available... what a dork!