I don't want to mad dog anybody but the month of April has kicked me in the proverbial nut sack(s)...If you know what I'm saying. First, the 609 dollar piece of glass for my sister-in-laws car then slamming my thumb in my friends van door and having to drill two holes in it to release the blood and to close out the deal I had an emergency tooth extraction this morning which of course involved cutting into the jawbone to release the broken tooth. Right about now, as my tongue feels as fat as a phonebook, I wonder what other surprises the month of April has to offer. The swelling combined with the lack of feeling on the right side of my face gives me the sensation of having passed out on my face on a cold slab of granite after a hellacious drunk. My only refuge at the moment is curling up on the couch with my protein shake and my copy of "Blood In Blood Out". Advil and Tylenol is the only thing on the menu for tonight. Once the shots wear off they will have to do. Back when I got my wisdom teeth extracted in Savannah I went to a rinky dink DDS in downtown who handed out Percocet like fucking M&M's. He would hand you the prescription while you paid the bill. Those days are through,son! The room is spinning....because of the blood loss.
"the extraction sessions"
My mouth hurts so let the music speak for itself..http://www.mediafire.com/?035rbnmwzyw
be back tomorrow...
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